(Source: failturd)

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thetalkingpoltergeist:

mrmanager:

GODDAMN THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

(Source: monettes)


lazarus-is-no:

excerpt from “Litany In Which Certain Things are Crossed Out”


get to know me meme: [1/10] actors/actresses
natalie dormer - ”I know people think that acting is not quite the occupation of grown-ups, but it is actually the ultimate learning process: You get a multitude of experiences, all for the price of one life.”

  • reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

futuredudeman:

cassbuttmcgee:

radiogrimshaw:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

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I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.

(Source: michaelgclifford)

moo-im-a-goat-loki:

just-a-gay-bitch:

one time my friend started dating this anti-gay, pro-life conservative boy and she made him liberal but now he’s gay so it sort of backfired except not for me cause i gave him a blowjob

That was wild from start to finish


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(Source: slavocracy)


owlygem:

toothless the giant black kitten

(Source: halleluyall)


littlemammal:

littlemammal:

6 selfies 2k14

not a guy, they/them


lilprincesssss:

i have a mighty need

(Source: cheshire-in-disguise)